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with the best of intentions.
http://curseoffeanor.tumblr.com/post/94265479380/j-j-r-tolkien-the-silmarillion-then-feanor curseoffeanor
curseoffeanor:

J.J.R. Tolkien - The Silmarillion

Then Fëanor laughed as one fey, and he cried: “None and none! What I have left behind I count now no loss; needless baggage on the road it has proved. Let those that cursed my name, curse me still, and whine their way back to the cages of the Valar. Let the ships burn!”

fc: Peter Steele
For teamfeanorians for the Tolkienreadalong Bingo:

curseoffeanor:

J.J.R. Tolkien - The Silmarillion

Then Fëanor laughed as one fey, and he cried: “None and none! What I have left behind I count now no loss; needless baggage on the road it has proved. Let those that cursed my name, curse me still, and whine their way back to the cages of the Valar. Let the ships burn!”

fc: Peter Steele

For teamfeanorians for the Tolkienreadalong Bingo:

givenclarity:

I found out about this too late to contribute anything of quality I’m so sorry ;u;

givenclarity:

I found out about this too late to contribute anything of quality I’m so sorry ;u;

http://teal-deer.tumblr.com/post/68822568800/im-glad-that-bilbo-baggins-exists-because-in-the teal-deer

teal-deer:

I’m glad that Bilbo Baggins exists

Because in the book, the dude was pretty firmly middle aged when his crazy-ass adventure started

He was settled down in the house that belonged to his parents and had done precisely jack shit with his life

It gives me hope that maybe some nutcase wizard will eventually show up and be like yo

you’re a burglar now

don’t even care that you didn’t roll rogue homie we got dragons to slay and kingdoms to save 

http://elvesanddwarves.tumblr.com/post/93401999777 elvesanddwarves
melkorwashere:

his face is like ”excuse you”

melkorwashere:

his face is like ”excuse you”

http://andersjohnson.co.vu/post/93380650775/inspired-by-x deangorman

inspired by (x)

http://pelennors.tumblr.com/post/92944973835/and-there-are-many-paths-to-tread pelennors

And there are many paths to tread.

http://nervouspearl.tumblr.com/post/93240273449/the-world-is-indeed-full-of-peril-and-in-it nervouspearl

nervouspearl:

“The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater.”

http://westerosbaptistchurch.tumblr.com/post/79616974451/dear-friends-here-is-a-brief-psa westerosbaptistchurch

dear friends, here is a brief psa

kittydesade:

westerosbaptistchurch:

things that do not make you a man:

  • genital configuration

things that do make you a man:

  • inability to slay the witch-king of angmar

Almost snorted milk out of my nose.

http://hattedhedgehog.tumblr.com/post/93231733832/in-which-dis-is-fed-up-with-idiots-and-fighting hattedhedgehog

hattedhedgehog:

In which Dís is fed up with idiots and fighting and decides to do something about it, saving the day with her awesomeness and now everyone can go home.

http://superlilith.tumblr.com/post/89354437929/just-imagine superlilith

Just imagine

givenclarity:

superlilith:

Melkor and Sauron eating ice-creams for the first time…

I need a fanart.

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(They didn’t have brain freeze in aman)

(and bonus dark lady)

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Titan