how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????
Will the crayon negotiate about what is or is not an emergency
What if the crayon’s overzealous and thinks everything’s an emergency? (Will it burn on its own or does someone have to light it?)
Based on this old headcanon doodle about Hermann being an origami wiz
(Apologies for: terrible formatting, the obvious degradation in quality as things progress, for not being able to draw kids and for any unintentional spelling errors.
I’m very tired )
I’M NOT GONNA LIE THIS RIGHT HERE WOULD BE AN AMAZING STORY IDEA
LIKE HOLY HELL IMAGINE A SECRET SERVICE OF WISH AGENTS, EACH ONE SPECIALLY DESIGNATED TO CARRY OUT A CERTAIN PERSON’S WISH
I WANT THIS TO BECOME A THING PRONTO
IS THERE EVER THAT ONE CHARACTER
THAT HAS NOTHING
BUT DESERVES EVERYTHING
AND YOU JUST WANT TO CUDDLE THEM AND TELL THEM EVERYTHING’S GONNA BE ALRIGHT
1. Stop faking your fucking orgasms. Society already tells young men that they run the fucking universe - if they can’t turn your cunt into a shooting star then for god’s sake, let them know about it.
2. Once you’ve stopped faking your fucking orgasms, use this newfound honesty throughout the rest of your life - stop ordering coffee you don’t actually like; stop sitting at a desk and allowing people to treat you like shit in the hopes that a meek attitude will earn you a promotion (it won’t); stop telling people they can finish your food when you’re not actually done yet. These may seem petty, but they add up, just like every orgasm you didn’t actually get to have.
3. If you wanna dance all night, dance all fucking night. Dance all night even if you have work in the morning. The worst that will happen is you’ll drink RedBull all day and look like a zombie - pass it off as a head cold to the real zombies you work with and flick through the embarrassing photos you’re being tagged in as you pretend to take a shit for some peace and quiet. I promise, you’ll remember dancing all night in ten years, not the suspicious way your boss looked at you that morning.
4. If your ass looks big in that, that’s a good thing.
5. You will never be as young as you are this second. Embrace it.
6. Embrace the fact that you’re going to get older. Ask your boyfriend if he will still love you when you’re seventy and your tits are down to your knees.t Look forward to this time - seventy year old women are allowed to do pretty much whatever they want, and no-one can stop them. You can carry candy in your bag and not share it with a single soul. You can stay home all day and cross-stitch expletives onto handkerchiefs for your grandchildren and slip them under the table out of sight of the people you raised. You can drink whisky at 10am. Every phase of your life is going to be amazing for different reasons. Embrace that.
7. A lot of people will pretend to love Bukowski. Don’t pretend to love Bukowski if you don’t love Bukowski. It’s overplayed and no-one will mind if you actually like Virginia Andrews instead - the people who do mind are boring."
#but i love jane #i love that she’s driven and how dedicated she is to her work #and i love that she’s so open about her attraction to thor #she giggles and flirts #because why the fuck not??? #it’s fucking thor #i’m just tired of seeing people fawn all over pepper and peggy and sif and natasha and darcy #yet completely dismiss jane #they are all amazing wonderful ladies #i’m tired of people hating on her because she ”gets giggly over thor” or because ”she was just a love interest” #there was so much more to her than that #btw this is not directed to anyone on my dash at all #this is more of a general tumblr thing #and also because of reblogs of that one marvel ladies graphic i did #where all i see are reblogs and comments of people saying how ”they love all these ladies but not jane” #it’s really tiring to see #plz stop #jane foster: woman of science and made of awesome
Jane only really fell for Thor when he STARTED TALKING SCIENCE AT HER.
She was not hot for his ass first.
She was hot for his answers first.
And then that moment of, “oh HELL NO you do not get to get away without making out” followed directly from a night talking about Einstein-Rosen Bridges and how they work.
JANE IS ALL ABOUT THE SCIENCE. SHE BUILT ALL HER OWN EQUIPMENT.
She is like a stable, public-grant-funded, chick version of Tony Stark in terms of her gearheadedness, ladies and dudes and gentlebeings.
Reasons to dye your hair bright and unnatural colors
- Because you wanna
- Being punk rock
- Looking hella cute
- Small children’s reactions
We face an enemy known only to one
#new headcanon #heimdall becomes mortal to understand thor’s love for midgard #and lives as stacker pentecost until his death #and while he respects humanity in general #he doesn’t understand love until mako comes into his life #and as he watches her grow into the amazing woman she was meant to be #he understands why thor became a defender of their realm #and he gives up his mortality to keep the world safe #to keep mako safe and give her a solid future #he is happy to go back to asgard as heimdall #and he watches as mako lives her life to the fullest feeling proud and happy to have been her father #even for a short period of time
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME